I sometimes wonder...

...why the man with the yellow hat repeatedly leaves Curious George alone despite the costly chaos to which he always returns. At what point during George's capture in Africa did the man think, "Hmmm, instead of the zoo, let me bring this wild primate into my home to pooh on my floor and leave banana fingerprints all around my apartment."?

...if Hansel and Gretel's woodland neighbors regretted not reporting their lunatic stepmother and pansy father to child protective services, thereby avoiding the whole oven debacle.

...if Old Mother Hubbard didn't think dementia had set in after she returned home to her resurrected dog dressed in clothes and rockin' out while riding a barnyard animal.

...why no one ever noticed that the old man who was snoring had clearly suffered a traumatic brain injury. The precipitation was the least of his problems; he needed medical attention, and perhaps a less volatile bed.