...if Hansel and Gretel's woodland neighbors regretted not reporting their lunatic stepmother and pansy father to child protective services, thereby avoiding the whole oven debacle.
...if Old Mother Hubbard didn't think dementia had set in after she returned home to her resurrected dog dressed in clothes and rockin' out while riding a barnyard animal.
...why no one ever noticed that the old man who was snoring had clearly suffered a traumatic brain injury. The precipitation was the least of his problems; he needed medical attention, and perhaps a less volatile bed.
