A Moment with Pops

A: Hey bud, do you need a new diaper?
W: Ennnnh, uhhhhh, ennnnh.
A: If you simply used the toilet like the rest of us, you would not have to whine like this.
W: Ennh, ennh, uhhh.
A: Alright, let's have a look. Well now, that's barely anything to fuss about. Seriously?
W: Enh, uhh.
A: Ok, let's get you out of your barely soiled diaper...that I spent 17 cents on. Now, what would you like - Big Bird or Cookie Monster?
W: Enh.
A: Ok, Big Bird it is!

P.S. Our diapers have Sesame Street characters on them, hence the discussion about a giant yellow avian friend and a fuzzy blue diabetic beast.