Questions to Ponder

Why is formula under lock and key at the local grocery store? Is there a rampant problem of babies breaking in and raiding 'the sauce'? Do they card you when you ask for some out of the case - 'must be under 1 year of age'?

Why are UK ounces different from US ounces? I know we can't live harmoniously with one standard unit of measure, but for crying out loud, can't we at least agree on the value of an ounce?

If we can put a man on the moon, turn off the lights in our home from across the globe, and regenerate human tissue, why in the world can we not create a diaper that holds in gooey baby poop?