My grand dreams of a Martha Stewart garden have gone the way of the dodo. Paradise was lost somewhere between the animal that has burrowed under our raised box and attacked the garden like something out of a Looney Tunes cartoon, the Japanese beetles, the mold infection, and the massive hail storm (the last of which left me embarrassingly weepy). God bless the farmers of the world, for theirs is a heavy burden (admittedly lightened by crop insurance, but still). This was definitely a year of learning for us. Example A: These zucchini look impressive, eh?! They sure do! But bigger is not always better, folks, for once they reach a certain size, these giants become filled with seeds to the point where preparing them is no longer a simple task, and they just don't taste as good.
Made for some fun moments for the kids though, and that is worth it...I guess.
Then we come to the pumpkins, which have been both my greatest success and my greatest failure.
We'll grow our own pumpkins, and then when Fall comes we will carve them and have the pride of knowing that those pumpkins on our front porch were made in our backyard! And look, we even got four pumpkins out of that one plant - one for each of us! It is fate!
If you look closely, you can see that the stem is broken off the top, which I have now learned is the
last sign that things have gone terribly wrong. I went to pick up this guy's friend the other day, and he deflated (yes,
deflated) in my hands. So all four of our orange beauties have become fertilizer, due in part to the fact that I refuse to remove them. They don't deserve the effort. I hope the vermin that burrowed in eats them and gets a terrible tummy ache.
Next year we will plant
only flowers. ONLY flowers. And herbs, of course. And the tomatoes have done pretty well, so maybe we'll do those again. Andy wants to try corn, so perhaps we'll do that, too. And the strawberries are annuals, so we'll have those. Oh, who am I kidding? I can't let the dream die just yet. And besides, I have to teach the kids to just keep trying........yeah, we'll go with that.